Evan

Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges

Did you see him, he is such an Evan

by evica November 5, 2019

Evan

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.

An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*

Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Lewis Evans

Someone who is funny, knows how to make a girl smile but knows how to also break a girl’s heart. He’s pretty much a big cunt, needs to sort his issues out and fix up big time. They also smoke too much a day, but they can be considered being a nitty if that is what makes them happy.

“What so you were talking to a ‘Lewis Evans?’ ”

“Yes!”

“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”

by Anonymous545415162 April 15, 2021

Evan

A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"

by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018

Evan

Evan I am Evan Everything in the 3rd But without Brown Eyes So will you marry me?

Hey Evan your cute

by Blaz3iken January 20, 2021

Evan

Smart negro but skinny cock

Dam If only my cock wasn’t so fat, that nigga evan is real fuckin lucky

by TheCockMan May 20, 2019

The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.

When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.

by Smells like trout August 14, 2024