An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
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This pill is named after Amber Heard and is in the same vein of the color scheme as the Red Pill, Blue Pill, etc., as amber is also a color.
These women offer very little, have bad intentions, and will ruin your life. Early warning signs include being egocentric, shallow, lying, shaming, finessing, etc. These women will also spread rumors, make false claims of physical or sexual abuse, abuse the MeToo movement, use you as an ATM machine, file for divorce, and turn your kids against you, causing harm to you and your livelihood.
These types of women should not be pursued for any reason.
This pill is named after Amber Heard and is in the same vein of the color scheme as the Red Pill, Blue Pill, etc., as amber is also a color.
These women offer very little, have bad intentions, and will ruin your life. Early warning signs include being egocentric, shallow, lying, shaming, finessing, etc. These women will also spread rumors, make false claims of physical or sexual abuse, abuse the MeToo movement, use you as an ATM machine, file for divorce, and turn your kids against you, causing harm to you and your livelihood.
These types of women should not be pursued for any reason.
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some girl which happens to have literally so much of all the good traits on the urbandictionary that it literally overflows a fucking 64 bit number making her the ugliest unlikable bitch ever.
john: bro have you seen amber
joe: yeah bro she is so ugly and her head is so small, i cant even understand how a brain is supposed to fit in there
john: yeah, its like she has so much of the good traits it overflowed into the fucking negatives
joe: yeah bro she is so ugly and her head is so small, i cant even understand how a brain is supposed to fit in there
john: yeah, its like she has so much of the good traits it overflowed into the fucking negatives
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