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Jeremiah Johnson Jr

Hes the goat He gonna have a clothing line be a platinum rapper or popular youtuber or Actor and he gonna be a millionaire with the most prettiest Wife and gon be having 2 Sons And 1 Daughter or 2 sons 2 daughters when he 28 and his folks and his brother gon be straight 4 life………
by TJG4DAWIN February 18, 2022
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yerkin my johnson

Ryan: "I'm gonna show you my insane Seige clip."

Steven: "I'm yerkin my johnson right now"
by Cardiac Johnson August 22, 2023
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Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.
I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.
by Chefondvd April 26, 2019
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Hobos Green Johnson

Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.
After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.

Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!
by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017
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Ben Cade Johnson

A complete moron

He’s is stoopid that he doesn’t even know that everyone thinks he is hilarious
Oh look Ben Cade Johnson is doing that thing again
by Old handle boi November 6, 2019
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Colby Bobby Johnson

Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure
by truthdefintion November 1, 2018
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