go sex your own body

A more wordy form of "Go fuck yourself."

Man 1: "You smell like a used cum sock"

Man 2: "How bout you go sex your own body"

by Thine Lord of Pineapple December 27, 2021

Marry your daughter type of guy

A marry your daughter type of guy is the type of guy who handles situations well. He treats women with respect, doesn’t belittle them, and never loses his “cool” with them. Even in the toughest of situations, he keeps things together, never stepping out of line, always showing the upmost respect to your daughter, and leaving things on a good note.

“He’s such a marry your daughter type of guy. Even when they have a disagreement, he never yells or loses his temper.”

by mydtog December 31, 2022

Suck Your Homies Dick Day

Suck ur homies dick

Jared: What Day is it
Ruben: Suck your homies dick day

by berto4663 March 30, 2022

Can I hakuna your matatas?

Meaning “Can I fondle your breasts”
Either male or female tits

Hay Ashley. Can I hakuna your matatas?

Hay Dave. Can I hakuna your massive man matatas?

by 7472638 July 13, 2019

mummy flaps up your slah

The ultimate rizzler comeback

David:(try’s to rizz)
You:mummy flaps up your slah
David:*dies*

by Trippy_lfe June 5, 2023

International Pants On Your Head day

March 25 is International Pants On Your Head day. You must wear a pair of pants/ underwear on your head everywhere you go for as long as possible.

*wear pants on head*

person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!

by nadzocto March 24, 2021

your not invited to my birthday party

the strongest insult to a 1st grader, 2nd grader, and 3rd grader.

little boy: I hate you
little boy2: i hate you more
little boy: your a poopiehead
little boy 2: your not invited to my birthday party
little boy : NOOOOO

by mexicanfoxnigga October 14, 2020