Him: Can you FLOOD me real quick?
Her: What does flood me mean?
Him: Send me a bunch of pics and videos of you.
Her: What does flood me mean?
Him: Send me a bunch of pics and videos of you.
by @Therealyvng4ever August 11, 2022
Get the Flood memug. by Jeff Coons March 24, 2024
Get the Pick-me bratmug. what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
Get the waiting for the milkman to show me aroundmug. by Sparkin March 4, 2022
Get the Pick me Boymug. by titansbravestigers January 15, 2022
Get the Swish me boymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Jak And Daxter, When I Lived It Up<.7.9.7.6.>mug. another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you
they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?
person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!
another version:
person: why did you slap someone?
pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(
person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!
pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!
another version:
person: why did you slap someone?
pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(
person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!
pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
by 564nuggets December 11, 2021
Get the pick memug.