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Adopt Me!

A game full of trust traders and scammers, retarded little children wondering why their ipad is overheating after playing the game doing nothing but playing the game for 12 hours straight, autistic retards just mindlessly trading their common dog.
from roblox.
**I am also autistic so i dont need no hate just saying**
Mentally Disabled Ill retarded child with down syndrome: ADOPT ME! EUGHGEGHHHHEGHH
by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021
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Mr. Feed me

A fat cat that loves milk, fish, and sleep. He's pretty calm and won't do much to stop him from petting you. He is ok with dogs that he is familiar with, but in any other case he murders. He's the oldest out of his siblings and takes care of hem, but he will steal their food the first chance he gets. "Does he poop in a liter box" No, he poops in any yard except the owners which is good, but at the same time bad when your neighbors find his poop on their new door-mat. In conclusion, Mr. Feed me's are the best kind of cats :)
I love Mr. Feed me. He is the BEST CAT EVER AND HE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL CATS
by teardvrpz April 9, 2022
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Leave me alone

Sibling 1: *geniunley being annoying*
Sibling 2: Asshole, could you leave me alone for a moment?
by axodoescocaine March 17, 2023
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You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67
"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"
by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025
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Woe is me

The first original song by yoei, a Japanese Utaite singer. Zr2n4nxeUtk
Q: What is Woe Is Me in Japanese?

A: ウィム
by yogorenapan May 30, 2024
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Fuck Me Cuddle Me

When you dont want to be love fucked, you just want that fuck me cuddle me (FMCM) vibe with your boo, friend or pal. Fuck me real good, cum and squeeze my hand as our fingers interlock, and cuddle/spoon me tightly afterwards.
I wanna you to fuck me cuddle me real good, on repeat.
by StrawberriesRMedicine April 26, 2022
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