touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

Me

You're probably reading this and wondering if I mean you (the reader) or me (the writer), lemme clear things up. I mean you! Yes, the one reading this right now). You are that one special person, one in a million. Even though you don't feel like it, you're special and remarkable in your own way. Whether you're a jock, nerd, mysterious person, people's person, shy teen, bold individual, chaotic being, psycho or just a plain old boring person. No matter what category you fall in, you'll always have that little spark that makes you special and different from anyone else. Keep being YOU!

A= Ewww why is she so weird?! (TALKING TO B, REFERING TO C)
B= I know right!
(C OVERHEARS)
C= Gurl shut your oompa loompa dumb mouth up! I'm just being me! Unlike you, you fake ass nuisance.

(DRAMATIC HAIR FLIP)
LE FIN.

by PJ_MASKS_GURL....OMAGURRR June 10, 2020

Mes

A nickname for Messiah, also known as a cute stubborn little shit that makes the world better.

Mes, give me my phone!

by fairygodmotherrr September 27, 2020

Take Me Out

So if you're lonely
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot, then we can die
Ah

I know I won't be leaving here with you

I say, "don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "take me out"

I say, "you don't show"
Don't move, time is slow
I say, "take me out"

I say, "you don't know"
You say you don't go
I say, "take me out"

If I move, this could die
If eyes move, this could die
I want you to take me out

I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you

I say, "don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "take me out"

If I wane, this could die
If I wait, this could die
I want you to take me out

If I move, this could die
Eyes move, this can die
Come on, take me out

I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you

by Gothic Miscreant October 15, 2023

cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.

example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."

by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021

Me

Me is an ugly fat worthless gay drug abusing white cracker who was a mistake only because my dad's condom broke while giving intercourse to my smelly old fat cow mother.

While me can also mean attractive straight non drug abusing caucasian who was not a mistake and was planed only because my dad had pussy and anal 13 times also my mother was a sexy skinny tough skank bitch. OHHHH DADDY!!!

Ayye did you see me outside getting raped in the pub but also got so honry and liked it now me is a prostitute.

by Analcracker54 November 1, 2019

Pick-me Queer

A person in the queer community who is queer but that is it. They are lesbian/gay/bi and use that for attention, having no personality whatsoever.

Friend A: So, you don't like people who are obnoxiously gay?? They are just expressing themselves and embracing their identity!

Friend B:No, that's not it! Love who you want to love, then move on! No one cares! Just stop being a Pick-me Queer!

by anonymous July 3, 2025