Wilsonville High school

A school filled with gang bangers, gays, and terrorists. Has had 3 school shooting threats in the last year, most teachers are either liberals or really chill. Lizards sometimes drag kids into the basements, counselors try to act like they care but they really don't nor do half the administration, the bathrooms always smell like shit there has been 30,000 dollars worth of damages in those bathrooms and kids are constantly vaping or smoking weed there are tranni bathrooms that are mainly used for sex, smoking, or taking the meanest shits. But besides that, its just normal high school, hard, annoying, long, and fun at times. And if your on the football team your pretty much going to have the american high school expierence of parties, lifting, teamwork, and hanging out with the bros.

Kid a: Oh you go to wilsonville high school!
Kid b: yes, sadly.

by ligmaharrylegs April 25, 2022

pali high

Pacific Palisades High School.
An obscure cross-reference to the song “Bali Hi” from the musical South Pacific often used in retro conversation by gay-friendly former California high school students or Chico State class of 84 grads.

Ron: He worked at Drexel before that Milken dude crashed the market on junk.
Suzie: yeah I think he’s a Pali High grad.

by Peachycyn May 17, 2023

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

High school

The place where it’s literally impossible to find get into a relationship especially as a guy because girls don’t know what they want. It will go from wanting a bad boy to wanting a nice guy. Also every single girl always has something unpleasant to say about you no matter what. They never think before they talk because they have to let you know you’re ugly. I found myself to be a pretty good looking guy but obviously not. Also advice: you have a crush on someone… correct? Well you don’t tell that person that obviously. So if you think about it overs may feel that way about you but are too nervous to tell you. You’ll start to see this when girls look at you in a specific way. It’s basically a place to waste your time trying to date anyone. So give up on it and focus on yourself.

High school dating:
Nice guy: hey I find you really attractive and was wondering if I could get your number?

Girl: nah you’re too nice it’s fake, I’m good but thanks.

Nice guy: *mutters to himself* this is why I decided to give up

Bad boy: hey slut, what the fuck is up bitch.

Girl: OMFG I love you, can we like get married right now? Xoxoxo

Bad boy: ehhh I mean I have enough side hoes but might as well add you to the collection.

Girl: omggggg thank you…. You’ve saved me! Xoxoxo

by JettTheGiant January 18, 2022

nature coast technical high

Nature coast is the the school everyone puts down all because they are the best at everything they do . best at sports and always be full of fine ass bitches , don't even get me started on there song TECH THATS THE WAY , TECH THATS THE WAY (TECH WAY) SHARK TANK SHARK TANK) and they have the most hype student section

nature coast technical high is the best school

by hernandocounty September 7, 2021

high-pitched sex sounding

making high-pitched sounds during sex like the richest female singers.

The Hollywood actress was high-pitched sex sounding during her scene in a film.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

Albemarle high school

A high school in Charlottesville, va

Students consist of every stereotype and more. if there isn’t AT LEAST one threat that shuts the school down for the day you didn’t actually go there. Most athletic teams are cults. Half the student body attends uva or vt

Honestly not that bad

1: “Where did you go to high school?”
2: “I went to albemarle high school”
1: “what’s it like there?”
2: “we wear red white and blue everyday”

by Ms. Pruitt February 13, 2023