Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
Get the Kicks me in the balls and steals my moneymug. 
Could either refer to the 1991 song by American band Metallica or could refer to a flag popular among Republican Americans, in which the flag is a reference to said 1991 song by American band Metallica
by Rag2123 May 31, 2024
Get the don’t tread on memug. a move used in the secret lost asian martial art of squad-jitsu, involving a swift kick to the throat, whilst simultaneously grabbing the left testicle whilst pulling and twisting it, used predominantly to confront rude boyZ
that motherfucker Joffrey Pumpernickel called me a lesbian, imma go all sa-na-me on his tiny ratchet ass
by Al Jabreezi Jihad September 7, 2016
Get the sa-na-memug. <.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Using "Bro" Speak in normal everyday sentences - including phrases such as "Fo Sho," "O Nice," "Legit," "Wicked Cool," among others.
by gigiA2 November 25, 2010
Get the Talk Evan to Memug. (cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
by Sexydimma March 21, 2014
Get the waiting for the milkman to show me aroundmug.