I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)

Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019

Did you just assume my gender?

Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.

1. Hey dude
2. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
1. Bruhhh, this has to STOP

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

will you go out with me?

literally a boys way of asking a girl to be his girlfriend😐

jeron- hey lil mamas will you go out with me?
treesha- fuck now get out my face

by yeye. smirking face September 21, 2021

Are you on your nose bleed?

What you tell a man when he is "PMS'ing" ... Man up!

Dude- Gah! I had the worst day of my life! This went wrong and that happened and then this person called me and I feel like I wanna... la la la la

Chick- Are you on your nose bleed?

by Woo Woo Holmes/Jones August 20, 2008

You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates

Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it

by xomaniac December 2, 2011

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO

When that bitch you hate annoys you and you need a way to tell them to back off.

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO, STOP FUCKING AROUND!

by Isabella the real queen May 24, 2018

Take you to New Jersey

Have sex with you under the false pretense of a legally binding marriage.

I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.

by fwejrhiwluerchfuiqvbwe November 25, 2007