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Another 300 weeks

Beating someone up so badly that they go 300 weeks ahead of time
by Ultradeath August 8, 2018
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Bleed week

1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.

2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving

3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:"hey honey, will you-"

you: "no."
by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010
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Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.
Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah
by Li rod wave November 30, 2019
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Genderbend Week

On May 1st, everyone has to change any profile picture on any social media to a guy or a boy that looks like you. And they have to keep it that way for the whole month. You can’t change it, but at 12:00 am, you can change it back. For the women, it’s obviously a guy or boy. For men, it’s a girl or a woman. Good luck!
“Omg Jake Paul!”

“Hey, a fan! What’s your name?”

“Cameron. Ok, I have something to tell you!”

“Sure, go ahead.”

“It’s Genderbend Week! So everyone here, and you, Jake Paul, have to change all your profile photo to a girl or boy!”

“BOOOOOO! NAH BRUH! GET THAT SH*T OUT OF HERE!”

“YEEEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!”

“Not the yeah boi...”
by mE iS mOmO April 14, 2019
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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my week with Marilyn

(N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe )

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local TV show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma October 31, 2014
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