Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.

When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.

by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021

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National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to

oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!

by admandu October 4, 2021

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National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021

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Trophy Wife

Something Gesse would end up becoming

D: “Gesse you look like a trophy wife.”
G: *sends her friends a picture and tells them*
K: “What’s that?”
D: “A woman who just marries for money, but I told her just to boost her confidence.”

by your.moms.secretly.gay October 10, 2021

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