Minecrafterbating

Masturbating while playing Minecraft.

Kiersten: *opens Minecraft*
Jake: Lets Minecrafterbate!!
Kiersten: ShUt ThE FuCk Up
Jake: *jerks on cock and plays pornhub at the same time*
Tommorow:
Kiersten: Hello Matt!!
Matt: That Jake's a total Minecrafterbater
Kiersten: IK. I heard him moaning and mining diamond at the same time. He is always Minecrafterbating.

by ALdeBaron January 7, 2021

minecraft

minecraft

minecraft

by Themostnormalpersonhere January 10, 2021

Minecraft

The best videogame to ever exist

Person 1: I play Fortnite
Person 2: Ewwww, you still play Fortnite? Go play a better game like Minecraft

by Alpha4255 January 11, 2021

Minecraft

A game that allows you to build, (creative mode), survive in a world(adventure, survival mode)

DO we play minecraft now?

by hayden0422 January 11, 2021

Minecraft

(n) The best video game in the world; created on May 17, 2009

Minecraft is the best game in the world, I play it 24/7, JK. I play it an hour a day, but it is the best game in the world.

by NobodyIsHere27 January 14, 2021

Minecraft Induced Psychosis

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.

Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"

by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021

Minecraft

A genuine modern-day work of art.

Enough said.

- What are you playing Timmy?
- Oh just a modern day work of art.
- Oh yeah? What is it called?
- Minecraft

by iBrokeCheats January 30, 2021