gorilla tongue

1)The appendage a gorilla uses to catch taradactle eggs and lemmings. It is excessivly large, sometimes up to 15 to 20 feet long, also very slimy. Commonly found in the rare cliff dwelling, red assed, sombrero wearing, Dirkka gorilla; who immigrate illeagly from Iraq to Canada.

2) An abnormally large tongue.
a)He used his gorilla tongue to lick an unclean woman from very far off.
by brothelface October 13, 2011
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coffee tongue

A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn
Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy
by iluvmesomecello February 11, 2011
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Chattanoogan Tongue Twister

A Chattanoogan Tongue Twister is a intricate sexual phenomenon in which a female of human decent will give oral sex to the inside of a males penis.
“Dude, Tabitha gave me the most gnarly

Chattanoogan Tongue Twister last night. My insides are still bleeding!”
by Boosapoomb December 05, 2024
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Frog Tonguing

When kissing your partner you alternate sticking your tongues out into each other's mouths similar to a frog sticking it's tongue out!
Dude! I just had the hottest make out session ever! She totally started frog tonguing me!
by samtheengineer May 13, 2018
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Tongue-parp

The audible fart sound from one’s mouth. Can be used as a message of disapproval, a means for communication, OR at times, an expression of comradeship. Example: Spongebob squarepants, S1 E17 ‘Rock Bottom’.
**tongue-parp** this casserole tastes worse than a room temperature slice of shit.
by Nippleglam October 05, 2020
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Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex
I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.
by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021
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nest tongue insect

one of those plant thingies with a thick stem and a big flat thing on top and a lot of spots. don't eat a nest tongue insect for they make you throw up your own digestive system
Timmy: OH MY GOD JOE!!!
Joe: *dead corpse on the floor, with a nest tongue insect beside him*
Timmy: joe. you ate a nest tongue insect, didn't you
joe: trhfrhgointrgihiongi4hnifnk4fini54niehi
by kigfignvfdliojfdj March 14, 2020
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