bang my hammer

A subtle way of saying "you turn me on" or "you float my boat". It can also be used in a non-sexual way to describe something that one likes.
"Tay, you bang my hammer."
"Bang my hammer, baby."
by shmorn November 29, 2005
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Mongolian Wet Hammer

the act of taking a fairly large dump in a tube sock. One must let the shit soak in the sock and then it can be used to repeatedly beat someone you very much hate
Evan Broadcock used his Mongolian Wet Hammer beat the hell out of his best friend Max Poon.
by nickademas_and_john_wayne December 30, 2011
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Keegans Irish Hammer

A very large penis which the girls know by,"Keegans Irish Hammer"
"Yo, did you hear about Keegans Irish Hammer.I heard its so big it can hammer a spike into a board!"
by Keeganshammer August 29, 2008
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hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.
Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.
by Dave McVicker April 11, 2006
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MC Hammer

90's rapper who is really stupid but makes funny songs like I like big butts and Can't Touch this
du nu nuu nu nu nu nu Can't touch this I like big butts and i cannot lie
by TeddyFAT July 05, 2005
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Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.
A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.
by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006
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Bo-Bot Hammer

An item used in the Japanese cartoon, Meep ba-beep. A Bo-bot hammer is an accessory or equipment for Bo-Bots, in the cartoon Meep Ba-Beep. They are extremely powerful, ranging from "Delicate Fairy Snowflake", which can smash a watermelon into pieces, to "Deadly supernova", which effects are too dangerous to test. The Bo-bot hammer is used to aid in the work that Bo-bots do. Due to the possibilities of destruction, the Bo-Bot hammer was recalled around September 2013, in season 5, episode 10. However, some Bo-Bot hammers could be found on online auction sites, as seen on the computer screen when Mike was surfing the net, selling for millions of dollars.
"THAT BO-BOT USED HIS BO-BOT HAMMER ON MY CAR!!
"I can't even afford one-millionth of the cost of a Bo-Bot hammer online!"
"Bo-Bot hammers are extremely helpful in cooking!"
by royalrome November 20, 2013
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