In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.
Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"
"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
by noraadivad November 12, 2009
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Get the Facebook-silent mug.obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.
Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!
Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...
Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...
by bigmissy April 16, 2010
Get the facebook fantasizing mug.People select the most attractive pictures of themselves and post them on social networking sites as their profile pictures and in online photo albums.
These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.
These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.
by ~Pussycat April 25, 2010
Get the facebook pretty mug.Talking to someone on facebook chat. Often used to talk to people by someone who doesn't have a texting plan or is over their limit. Quickly replaced IM
Sheila used up all her text message on her boyfriend so to talk to her friends she had to rely on facebook chatting them.
by honeypig February 28, 2009
Get the facebook chatting mug.The act of articulating a Facebook status update in which one's true intention is to see how many "likes" or comments he/she can receive. This is usually done by individuals with, but is not limited to, low self-esteem, boredom, and/or a feeling of little self-worth.
Girl #1: Did you see Casey's Facebook status?
Girl #2: No, was it desperate?
Girl #1: Yeah--she was totally Facebook fishing.
Girl #2: No, was it desperate?
Girl #1: Yeah--she was totally Facebook fishing.
by Bambi Burgundy December 29, 2010
Get the facebook fishing mug.A feature of facebook which enables insecure upper middle class girls from the suburbs to make themselves feel heard, popular and befriended.
*status* "Why does life suck so much?"
*status* "Never give up on love <3"
Clearly, a girl trying to appeal to a large audience, in the hopes of getting recognition, and attention from her peers. The desire for the feeling of recognition and ultimatley importance, is why these kinds of status's exist on facebook.
*status* "Why does life suck so much?"
*status* "Never give up on love <3"
Clearly, a girl trying to appeal to a large audience, in the hopes of getting recognition, and attention from her peers. The desire for the feeling of recognition and ultimatley importance, is why these kinds of status's exist on facebook.
Angelina: I can't believe my boyfriend broke up with me, i loved him!!! it was our third day together. I thought it was true love :(
Kate: OMG Angelina, i feel sooooo bad
*Angelina writes facebook status*
"I thought it was true love </3"
Attention seeking complete.
Kate: OMG Angelina, i feel sooooo bad
*Angelina writes facebook status*
"I thought it was true love </3"
Attention seeking complete.
by skizzardthelizzard October 30, 2010
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