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Isaac Box

An innovative monetization scheme (think skinner box) where you create a digital trading platform to sell digital currency to people in such a way that the person who creates the box, will never lose money. Buy-in fees, buy-out fees, and transactional fees. The only way a user can avoid losing money, is from a third party buying-in.

(Creator never pay more than what they "earned.") He who creates the box controls the flow of money into the system, regulate the flow of money out of the system, control the exchange value of their own proprietary currency, controls the algorithms that change the value of said currency, and the fees between each user to user trade.

A strange cross between pyramid scheme and multilevel marketing, only avoiding those definitions by technicalities.
"Dude remember Earth2? Technically not a scam, but lets be honest, it is one, as it even runs on the Isaac Box monetization scheme." -Josh Strife Hayes
by DontBeeScamm'd June 18, 2021
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Bullshit in a Box

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.
by leoflat October 10, 2014
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open boxed

when someone leaves you on opened on snapchat, according to georgia bunkers
“Hey did Laina respond to your snap?“
“No she open boxed me”
by Kitty Girl meoowww September 14, 2020
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Moo Box

It's just a moo box.
Jake, what's a moo box?

IT'S JUST A MOO BOX!!
by The Half Blood Walrus November 6, 2012
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Box waffle

(Adjective) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(Verb) When you make a fort of waffle boxes and masturbate in it.
(Adj.) "That guy is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Lets go box waffle."
by Mrs.Box waffle January 18, 2011
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Cobra Box

noun-

A female who is so "easy" her special space might as well be a home for snakes; alternatively a female who is involved in alot of multiple penetration situations; a whore.
I heard she banged the whole football team at once, what a cobra box!
by cologynrd November 6, 2011
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vent box

A person who people go to talk to constantly to complain or ask for advice but never actually gets to speak their own mind or share opinions. They are used as a box to put problems in and never hear a word back from.
They're usually introverted and to shy to speak out, if they're not and they do speak out they'll either be ignored, ridiculed, or outright insulted for doing so.
Stacy: "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUTUBE REWIND THIS YEAR! OR THESE RACIST POSTS!"
Vent box: "Stacy Youtube is a corporation, and they're basically giving out free money, why is this one video a problem? Also those posts are from black people IN Africa complain-"
Stacy: "OH I GUESS YOU KNOW BETTER HUH!? WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A FRIEND. I'M DONE LISTENING TO YOUR RANTING FOR THE DAY JESUS!"
by Shishitron1000 June 8, 2019
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