food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.

She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.

by schmole30 December 19, 2017

Food insurance

Food insurance is a second meal ordered at the same time as your original meal. It is used as insurance in case you are still hungry. Not to be confused with a side order.

Chris got the Mac and cheese platter as food insurance. He is never sure if the spaghetti pizza will be enough.

by abeanpie December 22, 2017

face foods

foods that come from a source that had a face or a Mom/Dad i.e. animal, meats.

Beth, do you want a hamburger or hot dogs? " Naw man, I don't eat face foods, I love animals."

by ElDubbers January 22, 2020

triangle food

A slice of pizza

You guys wanna go get some triangle food.

by Finchampion February 5, 2020

School Food

Poison

school food is Poison

by Dumb*** furry November 18, 2020

Food horny

When the food looks so good that you have a very strong desire for it.

I just saw the photo of the food you posted. Where did you get that? I’m food horny.

by DeOreo July 13, 2020

Food buzz

When you've had a big-ass meal and you feel like the little sleepy satisfied piggy you are.

These tacos were so good I feel like I have a food buzz.

by NickOff September 12, 2020