Take a piss

When a person (or group of people) is pissed off and they need to “take a piss” to get it out of their system.
You were a dickhead and now your best friend Is mad at you..

“Larry, you dickhead!”

“Alright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”

Or

In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...

“Everyone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”
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take a dig

to take an extremely large shit after a large meal, sleeping, ect.
Holy shit! I gotta take a dig before I shit my pants!
by the men were pigs September 14, 2003
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Take a Picture

1. A guy that's way too fast having sex, a premature ejaculator.

2. Something you say to a girl after having unsatisfying sex, often adding 'It'll last longer.'

This works on so many levels, the receiver of the insult will probably not even know it's an insult!
We call our friend Chris 'Take a Picture'. Because we heard after he has sex, the girl wants to 'Take a Picture... It'll last longer.
by Jack Dreesen May 26, 2004
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take a William

when you gotta take a dump jsut say--i gotta take a William SHATTer--emphasis on the SHATT. You canalos use the abbreviated version "take a William" -- only works with audiences familiar with the saying.
I got visit my old friend Mr. William Shattner.

Damn, I think I feel a turtle head, I gotta go take a William
by Kraticus--Roman Warrior February 12, 2005
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cant take it

Some who can’t take anything serious, and continuously laughs at there own jokes or the same jokes all the time. This person is most likely making a joke out of every life situation and feeds off the same jokes just to make them selfs laugh.
Dang y’all still talking about that, y’all cant take it.
by Cant take it March 24, 2018
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take the cock to

1) A douche way to say go someplace, as in 'I took the cock to Chili's.'
2) A way to refer to a hookup, as in 'I took the cock to that waitress.'
3) A way to denote mastery of discipline or something, as in 'I take the cock to poker.' Alt: 'I took the cock to BJ for stealing from me.'
'Take the cock to' makes for great uncertain moments, as in 'I took the cock to Vegas.' Potentially misogynous.
by anothermattyp June 09, 2010
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Take it to Facebook

When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.
Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.
by Analogy Queen NJ March 03, 2010
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