Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

memphis shuffle

a quater note with a dotted 16th note lead in to the next unit over an over....duh, de- duh pattern created by Curtis Mayfield from Memphis...Tennessee...

Curtis Mayfield created the Memphis shuffle

by little roger November 21, 2015

knuckle shuffle bros

when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl

me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now

by someguy2117 April 20, 2016

sonic shuffle

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.

Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"

by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018

Sleeping bag shuffle

A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.

Person 1: where can I get changed?

Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.

by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023

shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022

Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A dance made by the Urban Legend known as, "Bahaatoeima" a shuffle, created to the slaves of bahaatoeima asking and begging for food or to be released for sunlight.

"Oh bahaatoeima please! i will do the shuffle just for you!"
-does the bahaatoeima shuffle-

by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 24, 2023