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Poop Eaters

People that eat poop on every occasion day and night.

They get mad when You don’t put poop in your curry rice to make the flavor and texture extend itself.

“Poop eating is a religion”, they say
“Hey Sora are you down to go to the poop eaters competition, to see who’s the biggest nerd!”
by Sora The Troll October 8, 2020
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Prison Poops

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.
The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.
by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010
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Perfect-Poop

The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.
by cheno1115 June 20, 2011
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Poop Thong

Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:

a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"

"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."

"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"

"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"

"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"
by PoonStabba and the PussPatrol November 4, 2012
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poop insurance

When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow
Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants
by fauxphantom1 November 22, 2011
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Chunky poop

When a an Asian man puts his fingers a midgets ass
by Mikey Ofrd April 28, 2019
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Poop Job

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee
Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019
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