Pimp

Protstutes of the soul. Pimps tend to never have good intentions. If your dumb you gravitate to them and let them sell your wares.

Jon: check out what I did in 07' ~~buy kelly mugs, tshirts and magnetsSomeone's exposed butt crack. Especially when at least three inches is visible and hairy.

(See plumbers crack.)
Dude! get a belt, you showin your kelly! and by the way, shave a line where your back stops and your butt starts.
butt crack kelly plumbers crack bytt cleavage gross

by John the man! Dec 9, 2007

Me: You ass, your prostituting people. What do you call youself a pimp too? Make it funnier instead of hateful and it would mean more.

by IliketoplayWmyownbllsdude December 7, 2009

pimp

Peeing-in-my-pants

Yo dude, that was pimp funny;

Yo dude, I'm lol pimp.

by Adrenal D May 6, 2009

Pimp dick

Pimp uses his dick to slap bitches

"You betta have ma benjamins or I'll dickslap you bitch!"
"woah... Greg had to use is pimp dick to slap there asess today..."

by TTMP May 7, 2007

pimp shit

The skills of a man to obtain many lady friends for the sole purpose of copulation.

Aww yeea... check my pimp shit, I slept with four different girls last night.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

underground pimp

A man that cheats on his girlfriend and NEVER gets caught, because he is such a pimp.

His girlfriend would threaten a fake-up if she found out he was such an underground pimp.

by Andy Holman October 15, 2005

pimp sprinkles

Much like fairy dust, it is that which pimps can spread onto others. If one receives these sprinkles they then can become pimp-like too.

person: I just made out with this guy and now this other guy is callin me up on the phone
other person: girl you are such a pimp gimme some of those pimp sprinkles...

by forizzledizzlesizzlelizzle December 6, 2007

Pimp chimpin

When you are driving your car with the seat back, windows down, and one hand on the wheel with the other doing the pinch and roll on your you-know-what

Aye man I’m pimp chimpin right now let me call you back.

I’m gonna pull up to Walmart pimp chimpin on bro.

by picklebean February 9, 2021