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Desert Island Dick

When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.

An extremely long head session.
Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.

Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.
by NavyDude215 April 21, 2010
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Harmony, Rhode Island

People from Harmony, Rhode Island are pot smoking lunatics. Go to Ponaganset High school where everybody is either a band geek or drug addict.
That kid is from Harmony, Rhode Island so he must be crazy!
by Siouxsiefied123 March 9, 2011
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long island waterfall

the hairstyle in which the male of the species uses a large amount of hair product in order to severely spike, straight up from the forehead, while using the remainder of hair product to commpletely flatten the rest of the hair to the skull.
Anthony was ready for his date with the prettiest girl in all of Farmingdale: his Long Island Waterfall was completely greased up and sticking straight up to the sky.
by dizzzzzzzzzz October 17, 2005
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coney island

a multaple person chilli dog, more then one person shitting on the chest.
wow they really coney island justin price last night, there were five people shitting on his chest.
by chris rob from frank cob October 28, 2004
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Thousand Island

When a guy blows his gizz load deep in a girls arse and then slurps it up as she poops it back out of her anal forest back into his mouth.
Bill: hey dude what did you do last night?
Dude: I one-up'd your "ranch" and went thousand island on your mom!!!
by kindsir44 June 25, 2009
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Fuck Long Island!

The way everyone else in the United States of America feels about an insignificant portion of New York.

Long Island
No one outside of the U.S.A. even recognizes their existence. FLI! No one cares about your segmented sectionalist New York culture. No one cares about your stupid iced tea. No one cares about your shitty, and they are shitty, beaches. No one cares about your ignorant, irritating homosexual Italian families.
by Yobastankuh January 31, 2005
mugGet the Fuck Long Island!mug.

Rhode Island hotdog

When you put your dick between a hotdog bun, eat a live puppy, diarrhea-shit the puppy out onto your dick in between the bun,
and then drink tequila with your uncle until he's drunk enough to eat it, and you're drunk enough to let him.
Mike:"Hey Johny how'd you get that scar on your crotch man?"
Johny: "Wicked Rhode Island hotdog with uncle Gary last night"
Mike: "Nice"
by J-ho's pimp August 1, 2006
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