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Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
by niko5 May 4, 2022
mugGet the Myspace Mopmug.

myspace

A verb, such as to google something. To myspace means to once be something that was terrible but extremely popular, and then gets even worse and becomes the laughingstock of the Internet.
OMG have you been on Facebook lately? Nothing left but spambots, stale cancer memes, advertisements , and ego-whores. That place has officially myspaced.
by ethacetin May 18, 2017
mugGet the myspacemug.

myspacing

The act of being on myspace for an extensive amount of time (3 hours or more), while not realizing how much time has gone by, and really not doing recieving any comments or messages, just spacing out, checking you friends list every five minutes, for no particular reason, and clicking on profiles you know are private. No one knows why this is done or what causes this phenomenon. We're all guilty of it.
Whatcha doin?
nm. Just myspacing
by RandomDino September 18, 2007
mugGet the myspacingmug.

sit on myspace

Simon:what did you do whilst social networking today eric?

Eric: well pal, i sat on your, and a few other people's space :)

Simon: did you sit on myspace perchance?
by bbb brother September 6, 2010
mugGet the sit on myspacemug.

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