Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

myspace

Myspace is a website for rich upper class scenester bitches who really have no idea about what real life is like. Started out as a good idea for ADULTS. Then ruined by teen america.

wow, poor guy who has to pay for the server this myspace shit is run on...

by Steve N July 24, 2008

myspacing facebook

people who use fake names and pose very slutty or flash their abs a.ka. the "myspace pose".

Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?

by peanutjane May 1, 2011

sit on myspace

just it all over myspace!

Simon:what did you do whilst social networking today eric?

Eric: well pal, i sat on your, and a few other people's space :)

Simon: did you sit on myspace perchance?

by bbb brother September 6, 2010