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Carpet muncher

A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.
"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"
by Zyx987 December 8, 2013
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Carpet Muncher

- That girl is awesome!
- Dude, she is carpet muncher!
by Mr. Clever March 29, 2015
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Carpet Muncher

When a homosexual male loves to eat carpets from Ikea, in an almost religious fashion
Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."
by CLUM MAC'N'CHEESE May 29, 2018
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Curry muncher

The single greatest and most useful insult on the planet
by Tobitastic October 14, 2020
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Curry muncher

The single greatest and most useful insult on the planet
by Tobitastic October 14, 2020
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Fufu muncher

“Man you saw that fufu muncher?”
Oh yeah flora? Yeah I saw her.”
by WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP!!!!! January 21, 2022
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Munchies

When you want to eat. Not a meal, a snack.

You can be sitting around on a Saturday afternoon and suddenly think "Oh I want some crisps. And maybe some toast..." Its often really a random food craving. Suddenly you have the urge to eat icecream. There is none? Well eat something else in the fridge.

A lot of the time its the effect of weed greenie pot or whatever you want to call it. The proper word is marawana. That was spelt how its said coz I got no clue how to spell it!

A WARNING: If you have munchies at someone elses house, DO NOT EAT THEIR PRINGLES OR JAFFA CAKES! The only thing that allows you to eat their pringles or jaffa cakes is if they are eating them with you.

One thing - it doesnt alway mean you've had a green day if you've got the munchies! People randomly get them a lot. Dont accuse your lil sis/son/mate of being a stoner coz they ate everything in the fridge, smell them first, or whatever.
I got the munchies! *eats crisps, icecream, toast, apple and cakes*

"I am so pissed off right now! Tommy came to my house when he was stoned, and he had the munchies! THERE ARE NO PRINGLES OR JAFFA CAKES LEFT! I'm gonna kill him! He didn't even leave me any greenie either..."
by Lyddy Cool October 24, 2006
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