crinkly loser

A person who is so salty that they stoop to incredibly low levels to insult you

You're a crinkly loser! You're the reason my phone is getting taken away!!! ((Even though it's their own damn fault))

by Xmoistmemex September 5, 2016

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Loser

A loser is someone who sucks at their sport, activity or hobby of choice. Generally, a loser will lose in the activity they are participating in. A loser is also someone lame or "uncool". In that sense, calling someone a loser would be saying they lost at life (because their life sucks).

"Katie couldn't find any toilet paper in her house. What a loser."

"Daniel was called a loser by his classmates because he wasn't very good at Pokemon"

"I can't finish this project in time. I'm just a loser."

by HaunCoolGamer January 5, 2023

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Erin (aka loser)

(also spelled Aaryn, Rylan, or idiot)

Has a liver disease that she uses as an excuse to get out of any situation. Also gets made fun of for how unfunny she is, and also her crooked teeth.

Why can’t Erin (aka loser)/Rylan/Aaryn come?
She’s “sick”
Oh screw that bitch she just doesn’t wanna come

Damn her teeth are crooked and she’s not funny whatsoever. She must be an Erin (aka loser)/Rylan/Aaryn

by BeastmodeDukas1 May 31, 2020

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Loser

A loser is the type of person that looks up “loser” on UrbanDictionary because they’re paranoid that they might themselves be one.

Andre’s a Class A loser - he’s literally sitting in his room right now freaking out about how all of the UrbanDictionary definitions of “loser” seem to be targeted at him…

by Darkness darkness everywhere September 14, 2022

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