Clitty Litter

pubic hairs that accumulate in the cat's throat while licking the peanut butter off a woman's clit. Formerly known as Hairballs

Wow, Smokey coughed up a ton of clitty litter from that snatch!

by BreakaYouFace December 29, 2018

smooth as kitty litter

being un-smooth

ow, i just triped over a flat surface

smooth as kitty litter bro...

by 0nec00lcat January 12, 2012

Letters From Gerardi

A 2007 parody film starring Christopher Gerardi. The film spoofs popular movies such as Letters From Iwo Jima. It consists of Gerardi writing letters to aquiantances and celebrities that have a humorous result.

Letters From Gerardi is a better parody film than Epic Movie.

by AnthonyCuo March 5, 2007

lipteeger

a cunt that you want to put your wet lips on.

man, i want to give her cunt a nice ole' lipteeger!

by trainingwolves February 27, 2009

letterical

Used by those who forget the word "alphabetical" and assume that seeing as numerical is number order, then letterical is in fact letter order

"Just put them in...err...letterical order"

by Horatio666 January 10, 2010

Letter to the President

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.

That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Letter Abuse

When someone adds unnecessary letters to words. Letter Abuse is most commonly found on Facebook status updates of teenage girls. Letter Abuse serves no purpose other than to irritate anyone with at least a 5th grade education.

The following is an example of common Letter Abuse found on Facebook/Texting:

Heyyyy im so excitedddd about homecomingggg!
Going to the gameeeeee
Lets eat at Subwayyy laterrrrrrrr
spellingggg thiss wayyy makess meee lookk stupiddddd

by yourgrammarishorrible October 22, 2011