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That’s a lotta licorice

A phrase meaning you or someone is running late
“It’s already 5:57?? Holy sh!t that’s a lotta licorice!”
by Stop asking me for a name January 11, 2021
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Crack-a-doodle-licous

Someone that is a tad bit messed up mentally.
Wow! I can't believe she did that. She is crack-a-doodle-licous!!
by DLS59 January 7, 2022
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Hailey And Lincoln

If Hailey and Lincoln are dating there the best couple on the entire world and are an amazing couple and they love eachother so much
Omg did you see Hailey And Lincoln there the best couple I’ve ever seen
by HaileysHotTbh May 8, 2022
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Pulling a Lincoln

Waiting for your loved one to sit down on the couch and watch TV, then releasing a "shot" into the back if their head.
Gerald: WHERE YOU JUST PULLING A LINCOLN
Twat: Yes
by MeWhenICumOnStacy May 10, 2022
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Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
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Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022
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