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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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Self-Keeping Secret

The anti-meme

The self-keeping secret
by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022
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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
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keep your wing hand strong

the ability to down wings and dominate the competition while keeping a tight grip on the stack
the B's wing hand is strong because of his ability to dominate the stack.so keep your wing hand strong,bitches!!
by lumpy & the B November 13, 2007
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keep watch

Verb: invite others to witness you triumph

When the naysayers & haters think you about to fall but you one step ahead. Invite them with front row seats to watch you rise above the mess.
Keep watching and see that your negativity is making me stronger and causing me to shine that much brighter.
FB status: You thought you broke me when you stabbed me in the back. I have been making moves for such a time as this.

#KEEP WATCH👁👁
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KEEP THAT SHIT YOUTUBE

Keep things on Youtube instead of bringing it to real life.
"'Lil James talking about pulling up...keep that shit Youtube sucka!" "Keep that shit Youtube!"
by Unitonika September 16, 2020
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Keep Banging your doors

A term used by prisoners or ex prisoners referring to the awesome load bang you get from slamming your cell/pad’s door. It pisses off the screws/ prison wardens because you can’t not jump/ be scared from it.
Keep banging your doors the boys”. Stop banging the fucking doors!!!”
by ImArascal May 11, 2023
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