July 20

National Dont Give Birth Day

Susan- "Hey im about to have labor right now,"
Mark- "Dont, its national dont give birth day on July 20, do it tomorrow."

by Thatonequietkidinclass July 26, 2021

13th July

On this day yo girl has to give you the most sloppy bj she has ever given In her life

Hey babe it’s the 13th July , you know what to do

by Wikipedia_67875 July 13, 2020

pull a julie

To do something lame. Forget something very quickly. Spill some kind of liquid.

Mom: excuse me, i need paper towels, can you get of my way?
You: Okay. (moves aside)
a few seconds pass and you go to get some paper towles forgetting they were moved. You just Pulled a Julie.
Bystander: nice way to pull a julie.

by Scott Burkhalter August 31, 2006

july 6th

anna and samaiyas birthday

“hey july 6th is anna and samaiyas birthday”

by samaiya October 17, 2019

July 3rd

Jumping the gun and celebrating too much the night before a celebration then being too hungover to attend.

Host: "We missed you at the bbq, where were you?"
Loser: "I totally July 3rded it and could not get out of bed all day"

by Mrs Beanie July 06, 2009

july 22

The month of lil dicks and being a hoe

July 22 is gaudy

by Titygooploi April 13, 2018

July 16th

Its National Asshole Day!

Nows the time to acknowledge all the assholes in your life.

Sophie: Hey is July 16th!

Isaiah: Ok?

Sophie: Its National Asshole Day

Isaiah: And?

Sophie: You're an asshole

by Harassment1234 November 15, 2020