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john dory

cockney ryhming slang for "story"
by mr good August 30, 2004
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papa johns

(1)Usually referred to only when hungry

(2)or, in the case of rare unfortunate circumstances, a former place of employment.
(1)Im hungry lets call papa johns and get a peperoni pizza for $14
(2)I was scheduled to work untill 10pm but its fuc**n papa johns so I was there untill 2.
(2)Because i work at papa johns i have to count out 42 pepperonis on every pepperoni pizza. Or my boss will yell and me or maybe write me up.
by vince___ August 31, 2005
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John Edwards

Total effing slimeball scumbag. Political roadkill.
He had a promising political career until he pulled a John Edwards.
by rexaddict February 4, 2010
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John Swan!

Something awesome, unusual, fantastic, or awkward. Used more as verbal punctuation such as a exclamation point. Mainly used to establish the end of a thought or statement there may seem like there's something left unsaid. John Swan.
That plane just hit a barrel roll. John Swan!

Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.

order Up, John Swan!
by nicoprice July 26, 2011
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john fisher

A school full of wannabe road men who do rugby more than education who pretend like they’ve fucked caterham girls but low key like Coloma . They also pull their “jawlines” so hard they loose teeth
Oh hey look at the john Fisher boys they’re well fit
by “That” bitch! September 19, 2017
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John Barleycorn

A little lepreauchan that sneaks into your room after you have a night of heavy drinking. He puts one foot on your chin and one foot on your nose and takes a wee crap in your mouth. Then cracks you in the head with his cane. This explains the bad taste in your mouth and headache when you wake up.
"Dude, you look like shit." "Yeah man, I got a visit from John Barleycorn last night."
by S.Alexander October 29, 2008
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Melon John

Used in place of "black person". See also moon cricket
Check out that melon john chewin' on a jungle plum.
by Satelite Dish January 7, 2006
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