jacob sartorius

a little boy who gets nude from fans

OMG OMG OMG JAcob Sartorius

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

Jacob

A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone

Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"

by Definatore October 14, 2011

jacob bastian

term used for a person who is better than everyone else and can pwn n00bs left and right. usually friends with homos such as a john may, or guitarists like a garret ison.

dude that guy's sweet he must be jacob bastian

by THIS IS GOD WHO WROTE THIS April 7, 2009

Jacob Black

The asshole that tried to seperate Bella Swan and Edward Cullen from the twilight series. He's an immature jackass that manipulated Bella into kissing him. Also he tried to break off Bella and Edward's wedding with no success. The fandom wants him dead but unfortunately Stephenie Meyer likes him so she didn't kill him in her last book. Jacob Black has his own team called ''team jacob'' . Retard people are members of it.

Me: You're so stupid
fan: yes I'm team Jacob Black

by luvedward February 8, 2009

Jacob

A gay rain forest animal in the amazon

Aldo: dude is that a wild animal.... RUN!!

Franklin: relax it's a Jacob it only prays for gay man

by bigboy here January 6, 2011

jacob day

A fuck boy who wants to become better but can't no matter how hard he tries.

Teddy: Where's Jacob Day?

Ashley: Probably off being a fuck boy like always.

Freddy: yeah or trying to get better.

by Savagepitbull332 July 25, 2019

jacob

a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.

guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?

by the best mofo April 17, 2015