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The greatest source of PORN :) ever! unless you have like AOL or NetZero or something like that, that takes 2 hours just for a game to finish loading... then you hate to even think about getting on the net.
Woa look at that hot chick!!! Ima watch this video!!

(30 minutes later)

Gosh Dammit only 1 min. has loaded! you have got to be kidding me!! UGH this stupid slow Internet!!!
by Poker Face Face May 29, 2009
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internet tv

A new form of television that is way better and way more up to date than standard television. Instead of paying $100 for a cable package for nothing that is worth watching, try paying 49.99 a month for some high speed local broadband and you will get worth the money. Probably will replace standard cable and will be part of our TV's. You will get any show out there...you can watch Beavis and Butthead at 2 in the morning. Most of it's free and you don't have to pay premium service for quality porn.
I am watching Spongebob at 4 am with my new awesome internet TV.
by Kyle 230 February 10, 2010
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internet destroyer

Another name for Microsoft's Internet Explorer. Named such because it ruins half of the content on the internet.
Steve: I can't get this page to load.
Bill: What browser are you using.
Steve: Internet Destroyer.
Bill: Try Mozilla, it usually works.
by MrCC May 9, 2010
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Internet Muscles

The same as "beer muscles", where when a person is drunk, they do and say things they wouldn't normally have to courage to do, or say. Internet muscles are where a person gets online, reinvents themselves, and says things they can't say in public, like using racial slurs for example.
Khayam can flex his internet muscles and only use the N word, online because he's way too much of a pure coward to ever say it in public to a black person's face.
by ThePac66 September 27, 2011
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Discovery Intermediate

A school infested by roaches in every classroom you go in and is so broke that the wifi is slow as fuck.

We got a Mr. Clean, a cherry fuck, a fatass whale, and more.

The food is cold as fuck and is probably 3 weeks old. Discovery needs to be closed down, no cap
Isn’t Discovery Intermediate that crazy ass school with all those fights?
by red.rover._ April 13, 2019
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my Internet connection

by qwerty14564 March 17, 2021
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how are your internets

A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.
hay thar it's been forever how are your internets this evening?
by Flizzo My Nizzo November 10, 2008
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