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hoe card

possession of one's dignity. Must be protected at all times. if someone attempts to take/pull your hoe card you can either diss them immediately or say sike
ex: of a hoe card being pulled
John: you punk ass bitch, Terrel ain't shit
Terrel:(says nothin)
by Kazuya ryu January 1, 2005
mugGet the hoe cardmug.

Art hoe

A type of person. This individual is usually obsessed with everything artsy, and is very pretentious, and snobbish l, because as a certified art hoe they believe they r better than everybody else. This is the type of person who can always be seen with a kanken backpack, probably owns a record player, only eats vegan, organic and free range, and will not shut up about how they aren't "LikE OthEr giRls". Beware of the art hoe, they r dangerous creatures.
Lucy is becoming such an art hoe, she won't even go to pizza express with me because it's too mainstream for her.
by M8needstogetalife April 13, 2019
mugGet the Art hoemug.

gym hoe

Women who go to the gym for the soul purpose of getting guys and wearing sports bras.
Don't be a gym hoe. Everyone hates gym hoes.
by Nicole Heath June 30, 2016
mugGet the gym hoemug.

donut hoes

Did you see those donut hoes at the donut shop?
by lalaloopsie2.0 October 13, 2013
mugGet the donut hoesmug.

Hoe Charge

The act of charging someone for a service, product, or admission that should have been free or a significantly cheaper price.
Chris invited me along to keep him company on a road trip to pick up his new car. When he stopped at the gas station he tried to hoe charge me for gas money.

I can't believe that club was hoe charging people 50 bucks to get in.
by Tim L. www.myspace.com/tramatic September 21, 2008
mugGet the Hoe Chargemug.

Muffin Hoe

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.
me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!
by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009
mugGet the Muffin Hoemug.

Hoe Hours

A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.

During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."

"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
by just like honey February 16, 2020
mugGet the Hoe Hoursmug.

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