Hard body

Alcoholic drink consisting of water, vodka, and lime juice

Originating from Virginia

Bartender, can I get another hard body

by shsnitzles January 6, 2021

Hard Pickleback

When a girl takes a shot of vodka and the guy takes his wiener from the pickle jar and inserts it into her mouth.

“Our date went pretty good. We started out with dinner, then shots of vodka, and it then he gave me a hard pickleback! “
“I could tell the bartender liked me when he offered me a hard pickleback.”
“I knew he had a big dick when I asked him for a hard pickleback and he told me we would need to get a barrel.”

by Phoenixisonfire January 23, 2021

soft hard

When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.

“Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan

by CockWacker January 24, 2021

Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.

Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

Hard Grass

Another term used for marijuana. Derived from "hard seltzer"

You got any hard grass? Jai smoked me out last weekend

by Frqnklin November 13, 2022

Dad-Hard

When you pride yourself on having too many IPA's on a certain night.

Oof, he went Dad-Hard last night, had one too many IPA's.

by LatentDenis November 18, 2022

Try-Hard

A student (typically in high school) who puts excessive effort and emotional investment in schoolwork; they will usually downplay their achievements and have extremely high standards for what qualifies as a "good" grade.

"I only have a 95 in Honors Algebra II. I barely qualify for the accelerated math course."
"Shut up, try-hard."

by GoGraystripe May 7, 2022