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National Grab Neck Day

November 29 this is the day you grab someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could grab the neck of would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Grab Neck Dat!

*Grabs Person 2 neck*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Grab Neck Day!

* Grabs Person 1 neck*
by mrblownyodick November 29, 2021
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National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed
Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”
by Kenz9 August 1, 2022
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PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB

SPRITE AND FAG PUMP will do it.

GRAB | BRAG | BARG|GARB

The only way to get ANAL ALAN TO CUM TO AMAZON.

Tonight IS the two hour MANDATORY SHIT-EATING.
Look the PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB will do it as you gotta show the INFANT'S BARE BUTT and lift her high in the air facing MY FACE says the J00 FAG SHITEATER PEDOPHILE and that is for real as third time is a CHARM.

One for the 82 year old GRATEFUL DEAD TRIBUTE. and 1 hour for the INFANT BABY LIFT tonight ASS FACING ME as the whole thing is the PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB because BABY ASSH0LE always takes precedence.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 5, 2022
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National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!
Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you
by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022
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Guided Breast Grab

Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast
Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you
by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022
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National grab ass day

The first September is National grab ass day. Meaning all the girlfriends and talking stage girls need to give the guys they’re talking to the chance to get a good grab in.
Damn. My hands been feeling empty lately..
Luckily national grab ass day isn’t far
by EK0T August 30, 2022
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National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man
Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"
by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022
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