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fuck it factor

Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.
During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.
by officemonkey 1840976 October 29, 2009
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fuck light

A light found on some servers and computer equipment indicating a serious error or "fuck up".
Sysadmin 1: "OHHH SHIT, the fuck light's on on this server!"
Sysadmin 2: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."
by John Walter Smith May 12, 2011
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Fuck you Friday

Term derived by railroad workers for working extra late on Fridays. Especially on Fridays leading into a three day weekend, hunting season or anytime you have plans. Can be used though for any job where something goes wrong and your stuck at the office late on a Friday.
Ah hell! A machine broke down! Looks like a fuck you Friday!

The boss wants all these reports done before I can leave and it's almost lunch on a Friday? Talk about a fuck you Friday!
by Mtcowboy406 October 22, 2013
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fuck unit

A unit of measurement that can be made to mean anything. Just like the word fuck.
New York tastes like it's about 50 fuck units away from here.
by preachdumb February 14, 2014
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Fuck that noise

FTN. Slang for "that's rediculous", or "I'm not buying it".
The autoshop wanted to charge extra for putting air in the tires... I said, "Fuck that noise. I'm not paying for air."
by Btbullet January 2, 2017
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Fuck Sleepy Joe

Worst President candidate ever. Hides his Alzhemier's Disease. A Chinese Communist Party stooge.
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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