Trouser Friendly Kiss

another way of saying fellatio, blowjob, give head etc

Sarah: so what do you want for your birthday?
Ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
Sarah: a trouser friendl...? eerruuggh ur nasty!
Liz: you can get one from me!

by caramelboy June 30, 2008

exclusive friendship

An exclusive friendship is a relationship between two people in which they pledge exclusivity and are committed to their relationship, but are not dating.

Jack and Bianca are in an exclusive friendship because they really like each other.

by G-honey December 17, 2013

"we should still be friends"

The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female.

1)What girl says:I don't want to go out with you, but "we should still be friends"
What guy hears:I would rather torture you with the thought of going out with me and watch you writhe in anguish, because it makes me feel good about myself.
2)Girl:We shouldn't go out anymore,but "we should still be friends".
Guy:If we're still gonna be friends why the hell did we go out in the first place?

by Hartainian scribe August 4, 2007

one-way friendship

A friendship thats only true to half the people involved.

Josh thought Craig was really friends with him, but realized it was a one-way friendship after Craig threw him in the trash can.

by Sue Doe Nymm February 18, 2009

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

A cartoon created by the guy who did Power Puff Girls. It is about a 8-year-old named Mac who is forced to give up his imginary friend named Bloo. There are other characters including Eduardo, a mexican imginary friend; Terrance, Mac's bro; Wilt, a red imaginary friend; Frankie, a 22-year-old; Madam Foster, a old lady who runs the house; Herriman, a rabbit; Duchess, a fugly slut; and Coco, an insane thing.

The plots are interesting and creative, the characters are likable. A lot of the jokes use adult/crude humor, thus making the show not for children. Oh, and it's very funny!

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is very funny!

by kcfkcfcv May 16, 2006

ex-best friend

Someone you hate to love.

Ex-best friends are worse than enemies. At least your enemy cares enough to hate you.

by DarkNeko August 3, 2011

friendship cook

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals

Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..

by Crystal J April 2, 2008