by Fake ballin January 19, 2022
Get the Fake ballmug. When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.
Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?
Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey
Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey
by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019
Get the Fake Memoriesmug. The act of pulling ones underwear up above their waste to give the impression they are sagging, while actually they aren't.
person 1: Hey did you see Bill's fake sag today?
person 2: Yeah, his boxers were above his belly button.
person 2: Yeah, his boxers were above his belly button.
by elrobbo247 September 13, 2011
Get the fake sagmug. The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Get the Fake jerkmug. by Freakyzeekie October 6, 2022
Get the fake bulmug. When male puts in an extraordinary effort during sex with a female. This is often due to the male being under the influence of narcotics or sexual stimulants such as viagra or cialis. The male knows this effort far exceeds his normal ability but does not disclose this to the female.
by Melvin Smiley May 10, 2021
Get the Fake Dickingmug. Is someone that is mean to you. Acts like the own everything, thinks is on top of you. Someone that does not care about you. Someone that pretends that your not real. There is many more but you can go to some other comment.
Target:Want to play
Fake bestie: Ya but lets do it every far away from each other.
Target will go for it
(The target would be mostly someone with no friends or/and not popular)
Fake bestie: Ya but lets do it every far away from each other.
Target will go for it
(The target would be mostly someone with no friends or/and not popular)
by anonymous December 8, 2021
Get the Fake Bestiemug.