Muddy foot print

When approaching the end of an anal sex session, find a nice light colored surface (ie linoleum, tile, wood), pull out and slap your chocolate covered meat down. This will leave a "muddy footprint".

Hey, did you see that sweet "muddy foot print" I left on the kitchen table?

by Richardo - X January 21, 2008

50 foot rule

''The 50 foot'' rule pertains to the distance a male is from a female before he can make an accurate assessment of her appearance. If she is seen from beyond "50 feet" then she is too far away for him to judge clearly if she is worth pursuing.

Male 1. "Man did you check out that girl? She was killer!" Male 2. "No man, did you use the 50 foot rule? No! Well then, you don't if she was banging or leading the cougar line. Don't waste your time."

by partyviking June 29, 2013

10 foot rule

When you see a customer within 10 feet of you, you ask them if they need assistance. This applies to employees at retail stores like Wal*mart.

Bob (a Walmart associate) is stocking shelves in the chemical department, and he notices a customer about 6 feet away looking at the air-fresheners. Bob uses the "10 foot rule": "How are you today sir? I notice you're looking at the air-fresheners today." Customer: "Yes sir. I see you have new Glade candles scents for the fall season." Bob: "Why yes we do. We have 4 new scents to choose from, and we also have them in the spray forms, as well as the plug-in oil refills." The associate used the 10 foot rule very well resulting in a happy customer who will most likely continue to shop there time and time again.

by Grunge4Life82484 September 19, 2013

Left Foot Lucy

A church organist, typically an older woman, who plays the pedals like those of a spinet organ, i.e., using only the toe of the left foot. The result is a choppy bass line that will make any real organist cringe.

Wow, the music at church was awful today. Old Left Foot Lucy must be off her meds.

by sonofalucy June 10, 2011

Put his foot in it

1. Do a task exceedingly well.

2. Kicked the shit out of it.

"If you add up everyone else's points, it still wouldn't beat Bob's score. That bastard put his foot in it."

"Jim board checked Rex so hard he broke the glass! He put his foot in it!"

by D3N41i April 11, 2011

black foot indian

a native american with a very large penis

black foot indians are da bomb

by joey chambers September 18, 2007

Put His Foot in It

Idiomatic phrase meaning to make a mistake - having stepped into a pile of manure metaphorically speaking.

When he asked her if she'd put on weight, he really put his foot in it.

by mebelh June 21, 2007