Paddy's First Law

Paddy's first law states that regardless of the situation, or your own perceived cunning and or guile, you are always more transparent than you think you are.

PR: Hey, did you see the crest on that girl's binder? I'm not sure if she's in undergrad, and if she is, man would i like to kick her out of the law library. I tried to read it, but couldn't make it out!

MH: Yeah, everyone saw you looking man, and I'm pretty sure we all heard you muttering to yourself about undergrads in the law library...

PR + MH: Paddy's first law!

by mhamata March 25, 2010

First-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator loses his or her arm during a session with an elephant, it is called a First-Hand Experience. Often, this is the first step to the occurance of Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

A first-hand experience is a remarkable thing to have, and is always life-changing.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

first pitch pinch

while chilling in the dugout you grab a pinch of your favorite dip and throw it in before the first pitch of the ball game to ensure good luck... F.P.P

David: Dude you got a chew I need a first pitch pinch?

by fmubaseball January 18, 2009

First Baby Daddy Syndrome

also known as FBDS, the guy you screwed around with and had a baby with for the first time, mostly affects young girls from ages 14-19 years old who have kids extremely young and before marriage.

Lindsay: I really might get back with my ex
Bobby: why he's a total douche to you and doesnt even care about lil jonny
Lindsay: because he's my first baby daddy!
Bobby: ah! fuck girl you've got a case of First Baby Daddy Syndrome!

by sexymilfmomma May 8, 2012

First Friday

First Friday of every month is when you get to ask your crush on a date, hang out , and\or till them you like him\her. ~💖

What are you waiting for and go do it. Will wait 'till its First Friday. ~💖

Tilling your crush the Three Words is hard but you can do it. ~💖

Or write a litter--

" Dear. ___💖___
When I'm near you
I get this feeling
I still dont know why
It got me thinking

But now that I see you

My heart is racing
I know why now
I understand how
This feeling I have

I Love You"

By> Jackal3300

I wrote this in 7th grade. When i was really in love. I'm going to give it at some point. ~💖

I want everyone to get a chance to till there cruch thay like them~💖

P.S. If they reject you, dont.

worry. There maybe.

someone ela ready to.

till you.

Good Luck ~💖

Girl/Boy:-:him . . . Today is First Friday . . . i like you! / do you wanna hang out? / go uot with me!?

by Jackal3300 October 19, 2019

First World Problems

When the only people you can talk to are your best friend and a sexy blonde...

Disney princesses have some real first world problems!

by TheMightyOwl May 8, 2020

First Against The Wall Club

The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.

The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.

“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”

“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”

by Well_Armed_Rat July 31, 2021