fake kickin it

When a person who appears or claims to enjoy hanging out but really are plotting against you.

Crystal: Hey, you still talk to Ryan?
Nikki: No way. He was just fake kickin it!!

by DaddysGirl86 July 20, 2021

fake friend

They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.

“____ is such a fake friend.”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

Trigger fake

When someone keeps talking about doing something but never follows through.

Yeah. I really dig that new club spot. We're going! Next Saturday it's on.

(Doesn't ever happen)

Friends: We already know. Just a trigger fake.

by misstara007 June 10, 2022

Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.

Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.

by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021

Fake In Mode

Just acting. I'm finna pull up rn over there, I'm around the corner. He on this block Don't let them give you a time ooh that's bad 5-20 min he lying his a**"fake in mode."

Acting big time but really acting buddy a** fake in mode.

by Ghetto Christmas October 31, 2020

Fake Toxic

If you want to see a fake toxic friendship go to Ella Lawrence and Kayla Duffy. They have the most toxic friendship ever they constantly talk shit on each other they also always cause drama They’re Friends one week and not Friends or next week The only reason their friends again is because Ella always comes crying back to Kayla

if you wanna know how to not be fake toxic do not talk shit on your friends at all if a toxic friendship is Kayla and Ella do not take after them

by Nonamedbitch September 17, 2020

Fake William

When one guy pretends to be straight but he’s really gay. Most often found in gay bars wearing white pants and smoking

Your a fake William

by FakeWilliam June 25, 2018