by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021
Get the Chris Evansmug. 
Evan is a badass bitch who gets all of the ladies and gives his cock to many and is a badass dirt bike rifer
by Haha1223 February 5, 2017
Get the Evan Carlmug. 
He is a know it all he thinks he is always right he likes to say thing in parables he eats music and he likes a girl
Evans is saucyy
by Printer123 January 21, 2024
Get the Evansmug. When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
by Ridiculously June 18, 2020
Get the Pulling an evanmug. Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.
Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."
A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
B: "Yes, shes my husband."
A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
by bigmanwifehaver69420 November 24, 2021
Get the Evanmug.