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by Lucas Mo January 21, 2019

Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

by Lord_Phallus December 22, 2008

Easter Eggs

slang for MDMA (Ecstacy). A stress is usually placed on the 'e'.

I'm looking to roll, got some Easter Eggs.

by J November 26, 2003

egg sandwich

Noun: A fart that smells like rotten eggs generally caused by eating too many eggs 6 to 12 hours prior to expulsion. The gas is then cupped in the perpetrator's hand and offered to a friend by putting it under their nose directly in front of their face.

Knowing I had several hard boiled eggs at the barbeque this afternoon I was confident that I could deliver a potent egg sandwich to Jimmy while he was concentrating on beating Tom in FIFA '03.

by Isaacology October 15, 2006

Crack an Egg

The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.

"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."

by Boobafet August 27, 2014

rotten eggs

when your ball sack gets frozen.

man i have some rotten eggs.

by Conner W January 11, 2012

wobbly eggs

British slang for downers. (xanax, valium, etc.)

He doesn't remember what happened last night because he ate those wobbly eggs.

by happilyoblivious May 27, 2009