Double Eskimo

A sex move guaranteed to result in the woman becoming pregnant with twins.

Dave and Gwen were doing the Double Eskimo... now she's pregnant with twins.

by Eskimo Dave M July 7, 2012

Double Peelix

When a male takes a piss after sex and the pee stream initially comes out the sides of the pee hole like a double helix.

My damn double peelix caused me to piss all over the wall and floor of the bathroom.

by Ms Wool July 19, 2012

Double Captain

A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.

The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.

Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.

Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?

by Educated Manchild September 10, 2012

doubtfiring

the act of a man dressing up as a woman in order to be closer to those whom he loves most

Did you see that linebacker-sized nanny go blazing across the restaurant? I think she's actually a dude doubtfiring to get his kids back in his life.

by robin williams October 6, 2012

Double cabbage

The act of retracting the foreskin (foreskin required) and removing with one's finger the white residue underneath the hood of glans and smearing on the upper lip of a sleeping peer.

"I fed Joe some double cabbage last night, he definatly got his 5 a day."

"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"

by The cumander general January 1, 2013

double stuffed slunts

A dirty sluty cunt, that engourges solely in her sexualy driven cunt. By slamming herself with objects up both lower region oraphises. Or getting, smashed hard in both holes at once

I love watching her thrash that dried oyster, double stuffed slunt style

The back up bum buddy crew I.e , der der dumb dumb, b6, soybean, heater boy and cuntis, nekta, flush and crash, all love double stuffing each other, while pretending they is no batty boys
Double stuffed slunts love getting there svingters smashed up just for the (spinafex)

by dwana pedastu November 11, 2013

double under

After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.

" Man, John pulled the double under this morning. He must have had one hell of a night!"

by whiskyshits April 6, 2014