slap my donut

When a male is having relations with a male or female, the instant before climax, he requests that he be spanked between the cheeks #slapmydonut

Omg I'm about to come, slap my donut

by LACP March 4, 2014

Donut swap

When two police cars park side-by-side in opposite directions with their windows down so they can talk.

I totally thought those cops were going to pull me over, but luckily they were just having a donut swap.

by Mackguyver January 9, 2025

Donut Peg

1) An erect penis that can penetrate the anus deep enough to extract multiple sections of fecal matter, one on top of the other with evenly spaced rings of feces surrounding the circumference of the shaft.

2) A wooden dowel with multiple donuts on it

"After powering down this burrito and Thai food with a Dirty Wookie chaser my boyfriend will surely finish with Donut Peg tonight"

"Good morning, sir. My hands are full. Can you slide that Donut Peg to my mouth?"

by MarNavSickPig May 24, 2025

to donut

An act of desperation when one has made a mistake

After the cop has caught him speeding, he attempted to donut the officer.

by Kuraiko_the_Neko May 27, 2021

Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”

“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”

by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025

Donut Warrior

A derogatory term for a police officer and their adoration of donuts.

“Don’t speed, Andrew! Donut Warriors like to hide on this stretch of highway!”

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Steakhouse Donut

Slang for the hole of a thick ass.

This saddle is going up my steakhouse donut.

by Chase Films Productions May 19, 2023