Discord

A social media for those who have no friends.

How to impress your crush =
You: hey babe I’m a discord mod!
Gf: *instantly dies*

by Bread 🍞. April 8, 2022

Discord Mod

A discord mod isn't just a mod on a discord server. It means basically a person who is an adult, maybe slightly overweight and needs to get a life. People do also make the joke that discord mods need to touch grass and go take a shower.

"Dave is always on discord even though he's thirty-two! He's such a discord mod!"

by murderousflo October 2, 2022

Discord Mod

A person who likes to call users "kitten" and go UWU~ Daddy~ but are also kinda mid lookin

User: I don't like girls
Discord Mod: THIS IS FACIST, SEXIST AND HARRASSMENT! YOU ARE BANNED

by Onislayer4 November 25, 2023

Discord Bod

A Discord Mod, but Buff and actually respected by the Discorders. Extremely Rare and hard to find.

Discorder 1: Y'know, I used to hate this Discord community chat room, but with the new Discord Bod, I don't hate it anymore!
Discorder 2: Yeah. Same here dude. Goodbye you ugly fatass peppa pig binging Spongebob Binging Discord Bod

by MDawg1491 July 1, 2023

discord fondue emoji

A verb used in a sentence in place of "who asked "or "when did I ask"

a very out-of-pocket moment

person 1: my grandma just died

person2: discord fondue emoji (very out of pocket/who asked)

by yaboystickadickinadude(bean ) September 14, 2022

Discord Momenr

Similar to Discord moment, but even more Discordy. It is used to indicate when someone has done/said something on discord that perfectly exemplifies the spirit of the server in question

Person 1: nerd react this user ^
Person 2: discord momenr

by Telecaster007 September 28, 2022

Discord kitten

Some actual fucking idiot that is a female (usually) that meows for their owner AKA a discord mod and each time they meow for them they get like 2 yr nitro
Hey kinda like DreamIsGay
Quactittie: your my discord kitten now dream (gives Dream 2 yr nitro)
DreamIsGay: MEOW
GeorgeNotStraight: My heart has been broken one too many times (slaps quacktittie in the ass)
Quacktittie: (coughs in ipad kid)

EPIK ANIME BATTLE HAPPEN

like i said discord kittens are idiots on discord that meow for a discord mod to get like 2 year nitro

by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023