Having Jesus over for dinner

Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.

Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?

Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.

Jake: Weak!

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

save a dinosaur

A way of expressing one's desire to reduce the use of plastic items. This is an equivalent to 'save a tree,' based upon the premise that plastic is derived from oil, which of course is the result of decomposed prehistoric organic matter such as dinosaurs, just as paper is derived largely from trees and tree products.

Would you like me to put your six pack in a bag, sir?

Naw, that's okay, save a dinosaur.

by JT Prince May 7, 2010

Turkey neck dinner

Turkey neck dinner is when someone give deep oral sloppy pleasure to the penis and tries to speak while gurgling the tip of the penis sounding like a choking turkey

Sasha gave Muzz a turkey neck dinner under the Thanksgiving dinner table

by Skepp Muzz April 12, 2020

peng-a-leng-a-ding-dong

an over exaggerated word for peng meaning mighty fine!

pervy boy 1:wow lokk at that girl.
pervy boy 2 : yh shes peng-a-leng-a-ding-dong.
pervy boy 1: word

by dave_rave October 25, 2006

Ridge Diner

Known to the locals as "The Ridge." The best Diner on the face of the earth. This diner is located in Park Ridge, New Jersey in Bergen County. This diner features such menu items as "The Combo Wrap", "The Thanksgiving Day Wrap", "Combo Wrap on a Hard Roll", good coffe, huge chocolate chip cookies, and "The Combo Platter." This diner is known for high school kids to hang out outside until 3AM. ALso, after kids get drunk/high they flock to The Ridge.

I just had a sweet night in Bergen County and my friends and I are drunk. Hey lets go to the Ridge Diner!

by Andrew and Evan May 13, 2006

dine and dash

The action to go in a restaurant,sit at a table, order whatever you want, eat and then leave quick without payin.

Johnnay:"Yesterday I went to this fancy ass restaurant, ordered a 200$ meal with the best wine out there and when the waitress turned around I left in a second! hahahahaha!"
Bobby:"HAHAHA, I see you busted a dine and dash again!"
Johnnay:"THATS RIGHT!"

by Johnnay April 25, 2003

ding dong bitch

when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to contact the person by knocking on the door, they refuse to open the door.

Brittany won't open her door...she is being such a ding dong bitch!

by Brittany, Queen of Portugal February 18, 2009