Dangah Close

The gender opposite of a blumpkin. When a guy goes down on a girl while she is taking a shit. It is called dangah close becuase your tongue is very close to the shit hole while shit is coming out.

"Yo man after I got dat blumpkin from becky she said 'my turn' and I had to give her dat dangah close"

by Q-Ball13 January 25, 2010

no cause i

a nervous or subconsious response to an accusation or question.
used among teens and young adults in new york.

person1: why did you do <action>?
person2: no cause i <explanation>.

by Biskatti March 2, 2009

Probable Cause

A Reno rock-n-roll blues band prevalent in the late 80's and through the 90's that was known to "tear it up" all over town.

Chick 1 "Hey, wanna go to Easy Street tonight?"

Chick 2 "Sure, I heard Probable Cause is playing!"

by jesuschrysler August 23, 2009

Closedverse

Another dumb Miiverse clone which people chose over the other ones, and nobody knows why. This site is for people who claim it's trash but they still use it anyways. Also you can't post gifs.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Closedverse? You should join!"
Person 2: "Nah nigga you guy Cedar is way better

by Moltern May 8, 2018

jimmy clausen

best ND QB since Ron Pawlus.
Also see: 1.'wow, I bruise easy when a 300lb Michigan lineman plants me like a flower bulb', 2.'football sure is fast when you are not playing in the smallest division against weak opponents', 3. 'Please Charlie, that hurts, could I put my pants back on?'

"Hey, is that Ron Pawlus? oh, never mind it's just Rick Mirer or is that Jimmy Clausen. They all eventually look the same"

by M. LoVecchio November 8, 2008

Closet Racist

some one whom you know is racist yet has not openly admitted to being racists or says they aren't racists when confronted. These people tend to use peoples correct nationalities to describe people as opposed to latin, or black, they say Colombian or Nigerian.

Closet racistism: occuring in a conversation

Brittany: Dad can i go out with G?

Doug: Oh the Mexican kid, NO! I just don't like him for you.

Brittany: why?

Doug: because i said so.

by Angela parra-samra August 7, 2008

Clouse

A clouse is someone, who tries to be funny and alright but is an absolute wanker. They use there pass times sticking their dick in a vaccum and raping sheep.

Fuck you , you fucking clouse..

Chevy palmer is the biggest clouse alive!

by maxw177 June 14, 2010