Chocolate Eyes

Large eyes, deep brown in colour, resembling milk chocolate buttons.

Cheryl Cole has major chocolate eyes!

by onlygreg January 7, 2011

Chocolate Unicorn

Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.

Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.

by William J Chance May 27, 2010

strawberry chocolate

The female genitalia of a dark skinned black woman.

I overheard you recently vacationed to Nigeria, did you get lucky and have some of that strawberry chocolate?

by AndThenGodSaid December 3, 2014

Chocolate Razzgasm

A chocolate-raspberry variety of marijuana brownie that is so tasty it is near orgasmic.

My freind made chocolate razzgasms yesterday, and I'm still a little high!

by FreaKat August 5, 2008

orangutan chocolate

The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.

Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.

Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.

by Incarsonator January 16, 2014

chocolate wedgie

when you give someone that just took a shit a massive wedgie and they get skid marks.

I gave such a bad chocolate wedgie to my friend Johnny he still has skid marks.

by JJRNDCaP October 27, 2011

chocolate checkers

The round circle of poo left on your chin after eating out a chick with a dirty ass.

Is that a chocolate checker? Wipe that off before everyone knows you've been hooking up with Tina Antonio.

by -B April 5, 2005